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Adding the phrase “in my pants” to the end of any sentence makes it immediately funny.

For example: “I have a meeting to go to.” Becomes “I have a meeting to go to in my pants.” Which is far funnier.

This revelation was passed on to me by the best tech writer I know, Mark (who yesterday forgot how to spell “does”). The comic genius behind “in my pants” is one Sean Cummins whom I’ve never met “in my pants”.